Thursday, June 23, 2011

Frog in your stomach.Why?

Assalamualaikum.

Weird title? If someone asks that to me right now, there's no denying the fact that I'll probably admit it.

Why did I say that? Because right now, my tummy is making such melodious croaking noises. And it ain't quiet either.

Why is it croaking? Because I am currently in the process of going on a hunger strike in order  to make the lecturer move the Sports Science class on a Sunday instead of Saturday so that we can have a full 2 days weekend. Just like other people.
Ok fine la. That's a grey lie. Actually I'm gantying (Manglish) my fast that I might have forgotten about before. And also, it's the sunnah of our beloved Prophet to fast on Thursdays. (and Mondays)

Thank God my room mate is not in the room otherwise she will have to endure a 3 hours long musical orchestra before I'll be able to eat again. Or is it noise pollution? Hmm...

Why is she not here?
Because she's currently in the kitchen chatting away with one of our other housemates. As long as she isn't gossiping about her oh-so-lazy room mate, I'm fine with that.

Why am I rambling on and on?
Hmm, no clue. The emptiness in my stomach must have made my brain empty too. And blank. And disconcerted.

Why are there so many 'whys'?
Duhh. Haven't you guys heard of Socrates. That famous Greek philosopher? Me neither. Until I learnt Thinking Skills this sem of cuz. He said that the reason why the Japanese are so smart is because they ask 'WHY' at least five times. This means that their brain is made to analyse problems more effectively. Wow! If only we Malaysians are like that...

ASSIGNMENT TO ALL: The next time a person asks you something, ask him back the same thing then keep on bombarding him with questions until you've already asked 'why?' at least 5 times.

Ps. Any injuries and harrassment involved during this process is not the reliability of the writer. 

Ok, enough rambling. Off to stare at the 'second hand' of the clock. Sigh~~~how time walks like kura-kura

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